Dos Equis, The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Company Overview:

I own seventeen companies and am on the board of countless others. If I put one here, I'd have to put them all. And I’m not going to do that.

Mission:

My latest mission is classified. All I can tell you is that it involves submarines, a tiger, a very precious certain object that shall remain nameless, miles and miles of Sahara, and one Frenchwoman, coincidentally also named Sahara. Or so she wants me to think.

Products:

I don’t personally produce anything. Well, that is not entirely true. I produce many things, but I never let them out of my private collection.