skip to main |
skip to sidebar
THE perfect woman has the lips and eyes of Angelina Jolie, breasts like Pamela Anderson's, and Jennifer Lopez's bottom.Nicole Kidman provides the nose but for the legs, take your pick: Tina Turner, Sharon Stone or Cameron Diaz.Who says? Twenty thousand plastic surgeons from around the world.A survey of their patients' preferences showed the perfect woman to be a composite of famous women.But the perfect man was Brad Pitt - almost from top to bottom.Pitt was nominated most frequently for nose, abdomen and buttocks.He also shared the honours in the most popular eyes, chin, cheeks, lips and forehead categories. The survey will be a hot topic when the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery meets in Melbourne next month.For women, it wasn't only contemporary box office stars and magazine cover girls who featured prominently.Screen legend Sophia Loren was nominated for her cheeks and eyes.Another ageing beauty, Elizabeth Taylor, won an honourable mention for her eyes and was also popular for her forehead.Most popular posterior belonged to Lopez, who won the best buttocks section by a huge margin.The world's best breasts, according to women planning a change, belong to Anderson.Although they admired her breasts, a significant number made it clear they did not want to look like Anderson - or Dolly Parton or Victoria Beckham.Beckham's hubby, David, was more popular and won the legs category for men.Runner-up was Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he made amends by scoring an overwhelming win in the chest department.The survey's findings will be discussed by more than 1000 plastic surgeons from 68 countries at ISAPS's 19th biennial congress in Melbourne, from February 10-13.The society's president, Melbourne plastic surgeon Bryan Mendelson, yesterday said the results underlined the need for continuing public education about how to choose a plastic surgeon."The respect for our medical profession is so high that the public tend to trust doctors no matter what," he said."But the reality is that still in Australia any doctor can call himself a surgeon, which can be very misleading."Dr Mendelson said the performance of cosmetic surgery by people without adequate training or expertise was a worldwide problem.The results of a Medical Board of Victoria inquiry into the advertising, marketing and regulation of cosmetic surgery have not yet been released.
Why do we listen to Mr. Blackwell when he churns out his worst dressed list? Usually Britney Spears tops the list and while few can argue with that he has decided to give the pop wreck a break and goes after Mrs. David Beckham and her cleavage.
Posh gets the nod as the worst dressed for this year. Blackwell says that Victoria Beckham stepped out in "one skinny-mini monstrosity after another". "Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em," he said in a statement. The cleavage popping Jessica Simpson also caught Blackwell's ire and not just for being a distraction to Tony Romo and the chances for the Dallas Cowboys to win the Super Bowl. She grabs the nod for eight place.Showing how desperate he is to try to keep anyone caring about his list he also puts Eva Green on the list and instead of having train wreck Amy Winehouse at number one he placed Posh there so someone would care what the old man still thinks.Mary-Kate Olsen came in third. Blackwell described her as "a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane". No argument there, she could have also earned a top spot. Checking in at number four was Fergie -- "Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim.
Millions of men (and quite a few women) cry out in sorrow as People reports that Scarlett Johansson has no plans to portray Jenna Jameson in a biopic based on the porn star's life.Rumours had been going around for months that Johansson was set to star in the film, and Jameson fuelled the fire by telling audiences at last weekend's San Diego Comic Con that the Lost in Translation star was her first choice for the part."I love her. She's amazing. She's smart; she's funny; she's stunning," said Jameson. "I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy. I was like, 'This girl could play me.'"But the male population's premature reach for the box of tissues has been quashed as Johansson's rep denies her involvement in the project."Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project," her rep tells People. "She also has no interest in playing this role."There's still no word on who else is up for the part, or who Jameson's second choice is. The film, based on Jameson's autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, will reportedly be a very explicit look at Jameson's experiences in adult films, and casting the lead role is critical."I don't want someone who's going to go in there and be, like, bouncing around," said Jameson at Comic Con. "I want someone who can bring some depth."Er... I think she means emotional depth.
First Tommy and now David Spade! Furious Heather Locklear is fed up with nemesis Pam Anderson hooking up with her exes.The simmering romantic rivalry between blonde bombshells Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson has reached the boiling point again. Fanning the flames is Pam’s budding romance with comic David Spade, whom Heather was dating last year.“Pam has always been Heather’s nemesis,” a friend of Heather tells Star. “On a professional level, she has no respect for her. And on a personal level? Forget it!”Even though Heather, 45, has been seeing her former Melrose Place costar, Jack Wagner, for the past few months, she “flipped out” when she saw photos of David rubbing Pam’s bare midriff during a recent hookup in Las Vegas, says sources. And she really lost it when she saw another shot of them kissing at the JET nightclub in the Mirage Hotel. “Heather went ballistic,” says the friend. “When she split with her first husband, Tommy Lee, Heather told him he was free to go after anyone but Pam. Tommy not only married Pam, he had two children with her!”Heather filed for divorce from her second husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, in February 2006, and a month later, she was linked to Spade, 42. When they broke up, Heather was “miserable,” says the friend. And she was jealous of the other women he dated, including Carmen Electra.But as with Tommy, she had specifically asked Spade to steer clear of Pam- even though she seemingly had little reason to worry.When Heather and Spade vacationed in Hawaii last year, her friend notes, the funnyman- who turns 43 on July 22- even took potshots at 40-year-old Pam!“Heather was laughing at his jokes about Pam’s intelligence,” says the pal.“David’s barbs were very sharp. That’s why Heather was so astounded to see him hooking up with her. Now Heather is furious. She says she can’t believe what a lying hypocrite David is. And if she runs into him, she says she’ll tell him straight to his face!”
Pam Anderson wants to see Scarlett Johansson's big, bouncy bazooms. That's quite a bold statement, Pam. Are you sure you want to go out on a limb like that? Next thing you know you'll be making controversial statements like, "Puppies are cute," or "Cupcakes are yummy," or "I have rather large breasts." People start wars over those kind of hot-button issues.Hugh Hefner, having failed to nab any young Hollywood starlets with his withered octogenarian penis in quite some time, has turned to his friends to entice his most desired subjects to doff their duds. First up, Scarlett Johansson. Celebitchy reports: Pamela Anderson believes the Lost In Translation star would be ideal for Hugh Hefner’s raunchy publication. She says, “Scarlett Johansson would definitely be my number one choice. But I doubt she would agree to do it. “On the other hand it’s kind of cool to be on the cover of Playboy, but on the other hand, for many actresses, it’s not at all.”Sometimes it's cool, but then sometimes it totally sucks, but then other times it's just kind of so-so. And sometimes it's day, but then sometimes it's night. God, Pam. You sound like Lindsay Lohan. You're old enough to have an opinion. Especially if that opinion includes loving Scarj's rack. Because that can never be wrong.
As the one-year anniversary of the Battle of Firecrotch nears, Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Party was the scene of the latest Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton encounter -- and camps are divided by strict party lines! School's in session, kiddies!Paris arrived first to the championship bout at new Hollywood hotspot Sugar. She mingled with the likes of Jack Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart and then retreated to the club's backroom, where P spent the night texting. Other celebs spotted in the Hilton-friendly ring were Ryan Seacrest, "Sopranos" star Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and former NSYNC boy blanders Lance Bass, JC Chasez and Joey Fatone.Lindsay's grand entrance came with much more fanfare as photographers and party groupies swarmed the 20-year-old rehabbed former redhead and her entourage. Lohan, with claws retracted, didn't go anywhere near Hilton's corner and set up shop in a booth off the dance floor. Members of Team Lindsay, at least for last night, included ex-Lohan enemy and lipSYNCer Ashlee "I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend" Simpson, petite Pete Wentz, and most interestingly, Paris' former BFF Kim Kardashian!La Lohan and crew were the first to throw in the towel and quickly exited the club, while Hilton continued to text as a group of non-famous buds kept the heiress company. It can get so lonely at the top!With no blood (or underwear) shed, there was no clear winner in this latest paparazzi princess showdown. Can you say "rematch after school at Winston's?"
The bodaciously-bosomed Barbi twins claim their beloved kitty was killed in the contaminated pet food mess -- and now they're busting out in front of a class action lawsuit against some of the world's biggest pet food manufacturers. Meow!The Playboy Playmates turned animal rights activists, Shane and Sia, along with Shane's actor husband Ken Wahl, allege in a suit filed this week in Los Angeles County Court, that Menu Foods, Purina, Nutro and Del Monte foods are responsible for the death of their cat, Dearest, and thousands of other cats and dogs nationwide. Menu Foods recalled 60 million cans and pouches of pet food in March, after discovering a chemical in their food was found to have caused kidney damage in cats and dogs.The Barbi twins are asking for unspecified damages to cover veterinary bills, attorneys' fees and other costs ... and "burial and disposal costs.
Surely you want to know what is sexy to Victoria’s Secret, don’t you? Have no fear, the people behind the company are eager to share.Victoria’s Secret is all about being sexy and so it was natural that the company shared its views on sensuality with the world. It announced Thursday what its team of executives, designers and supermodel spokeswomen had voted on as sexiest ever.“SexyBack” singer Justin Timberlake was voted sexiest male musician, while Jessica Alba, who played in “Sin City” was named sexiest actress.Their counterparts were “American Idol” winner Carrie Underwood as sexiest female musician and Eric Dane as sexiest actor. Other celebrities honored for their sexiness were David Beckham, declared sexiest dad (though Victoria was not named sexiest mom) and Kate Hudson (who, unlike Posh Spice, was voted sexiest mom).Monica Mitro, a spokeswoman for the intimate apparel company, stated that being sexy is not based on looks but rather on “how you are as a person.”Victoria's Secret says the celebrity body parts that rank as the sexiest in their book include the smile of Josh Duhamel, the lips of Jennifer Hudson, the legs of Cameron Diaz and the eyes of Adrian Grenier.Matthew McConaughey received appreciation for his beach body, while Sienna Miller was appreciated for her trendsetting style.Other sexy celebs: speed racer Danica Patrick (female athlete), Yankee Derek Jeter (male athlete), and Jay-Z and Beyonce (couple).The ABC medical drama “Grey's Anatomy” has the sexiest cast.
