Reality tv star Kim Kardashian wants to be a Bond girl and make out with Daniel Craig, the British actor who portrays super-spy James Bond.
"I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me," Kardashian, 27, told Britain's The Sun. "I would be drowning, wearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet, and he would dive in and get me. That would be really sexy."
Someone should tell Kim that Bond Girls are usually classy, sophisticated and ethereally beautiful. With the exception of the Worst Bond Girl Ever (the potty-mouthed, déclassé Denise Richards), Bond Girls don't usually look like hookers or porn stars. Oh well. Dare to dream, Kim....Dare to dream.
Meanwhile, the always self-promoting Kim is thrilled that people discuss her enormous rump. "It makes me proud," she gushes. But she dismisses speculation that her gigantic arse is cosmetically enhanced. "People say it's fake or I use implants, but how can you possibly do that? I wouldn't have been able to sit down for months!"
Kardashian--who got famous for having a big ass and a sex tape--will make her big-screen debut in the aptly entitled comedy, Disaster Movie, in December. The spoof co-stars fellow D-listers Vanessa Minnillo and former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra.
Thanks to Kim's recent stint posing nude for Playboy and her E! reality tv show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it looks like Kim's 15 minutes have just been extended.
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