Skating Champ Johnny Weir comes Out of the Closet and also declares hymself Real SGM!

Big Drew: I know you like to think you are an authority on Scissor Gang Mafia even though you're not because after all the ass kissing you did with Nik and Ari, they douched you on the private dirty army page.  With that said, I'd just like to hear your thoughts on Johnny Weir throwing up SGM thinking he's dirty army strong?

You are correct E- mailer, no matter how hard I tried I just never could be real SGM.  It takes a certain type of person to be dirty army strong.  Let's review the qualifications and see if Johnny Queer is real SGM.

Z List Celeb. (Skating w/the Stars Judge)            Check!
5 foot nothing.                                                        Check!
Weir has two pet chihuahuas                                Check!
Smokes the baloney pony.                                    Check!


Yup, he's REAL SGM just like Nik and Ari.  -Big Drew