DevotioN Vodka with Mike the Situation. Definitely FAKE SGM!

Big Drew:  You being from the Jersey Shore, I know you get wood over this clown ass "The Situation",  kinda just like when Nik and Ari went to Atlantic City and you got to meet them.  Just like you I have had the privilege (yeah right!) of meeting these midgets.

In your professional opinion, who do you think is taller?
A. The Sitch
B.  Nik
C.  Ari

It all depends on how close there is a couch for one of them to stand on.   
-Big Drew