Al Gore will not be charged over masseuse allegations that she gave him a Happy Ending.

Big Drew:
Of course he is innocent, Tipper can tell you that. Al and Tipper are ending their marriage because Al can't get it up any more. Tipper is tired of not getting it, and in being tired she is moving on to harder and bigger things.  Al is just a blow hard, the only thing on him that get hard and stays hard is his head, and not the one between his legs.  Al is innocent, the only thing he wants to touch is the money he has talked other people out of.  Watch, from now on the only people he wants around him are men. I honestly think he is gay, and wanting the same thing Tipper is looking for, a large purple crayon.


Both of them (the Gores) will need to get  in line behind Dirtygirl.  DG has first dibs on all purple crayons.  -Big Drew